Tweets about: Nuke Johnson Alcohol

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An 18-year-old once tried to eat his underwear in hopes that the cotton fabric would absorb alcohol before he took a breathalyzer test.

10 years ago

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... on tables, chairs, and random people.

10 years ago

6 weeks of hard work has paid off.... Back with the team on Tuesday.... #Finally

10 years ago

A federal agent inspects a 'lumber' truck after smelling alcohol during the prohibition period. Los Angeles 1926. http://t.co/lYFCGvSZlO

10 years ago

Nick Marshall is not 100 percent so we are going with Jeremy Johnson at QB tomorrow. Have a lot of confidence in him and he is well prepared

10 years ago

Si tomo alcohol, soy alcoholico. Entonces si tomo fanta, soy fantastico?". NO PELOTUDO, VOS COMES PATE PORQUE SOS PATETICO

10 years ago

If I drink alcohol, I'm an alcoholic. What about if I drink Fanta? I'm FANTASTIC.

10 years ago