Richard Christy Prank Call Pizza tweets
anthony spears
the only thing that got me through today was the fact that there's left over pizza at my house
Men's Humor
You call it "Road Rage", but I call it "Aggressively maneuvering around idiots who don't know how to drive".
Men's Humor
There are cheaper ways to get people to call you a Douche Bag than buying Affliction shirts.
Country Words
If you wanna call me, call me, call me, you don't have to worry about it baby. -Luke Bryan
Life Cheating™
If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room in which its located.
Teen Quotes!
Some may call it destiny. Some may call it meant to be. But I just call it you-and-me.
Fuck Feelings
let's order pizza and make out and watch halloween movies