Seltzerplease tweets
Erin Johanson
@SeltzerPlease girl you call me and I'll come shout in Australian at people x
Ashley
@SeltzerPlease I hope you don't mean beat it in the way I initially thought...
Alex
@SeltzerPlease Drunk guys have slow reflexes, just open the door real fast next time and leg sweep him and steal his money, swindled
BossDH
@SeltzerPlease wut? I will come charging to save you sweet princess