Sponge Scourers Scratch Glass tweets
Mitch Hedberg
I want a vending machine with mini-sized candy bars, but the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
mackenzie
THE FACT THAT THE BOYS WERE WILLING TO SHARE THAT PART OF THEIR LIVES WITH US I'M AN EMOTIONAL GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE
Forbes
Google Glass Explorer gets ticketed for driving under the influence of Glass http://t.co/78xFrAajIg
dont
why weigh yourself when you could just set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way
Anthony Padilla
Pip is laying between my legs. Hoping he doesn't scratch my balls. #PrayForAnthonysBalls