Surveymonkey S Direct Bill 2011 tweets
UberFacts
The world's shortest horror story is only two sentences long: "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door."
camEEla cabeYo
i can't wait for the day when i legitimately do not care what anyone thinks about me that's the best freedom i could ever ask for
SportsCenter
"Lane Kiffin is the Miley Cyrus of college football. He's got no talent, but we can't take our eyes off of him." - Paul Finebaum (@finebaum)
Scooter Braun
Talked to jb, looked at fredo's Instagram, searched "bieber Beijing" & Justin killed the stadium 2nite in Beijing! http://t.co/l6MKpmBf7m
Ariana Grande
The baby's coming @scooterbraun @lizgillies http://t.co/G9sDqINDBw
Luke Brooks
We literally lost Beau and Daniel on a hike and we try to hunt them down. Do fairy tale's really exist? http://t.co/03CRcISXoY
Modern Seinfeld
Tim Whatley has a friend who works on Breaking Bad. Whatley spoils the finale for Jerry. Jerry tries & fails to ruin Tim's viewing party.